Miscellaneous

On Public Protests and Traffic in D.C.

June 7, 2011 Miscellaneous

I have complained about the tourists.  I have complained about the motorcades.  Today my problem in getting across town from where I was  (Georgetown) to where I wanted to be (D.C. Superior Court) was caused by two different demonstrations, one against the Inter-American Development and the other having something to do with Wall Street. Years [...]

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Joyriding With Stanny Bum

May 1, 2011 Miscellaneous

Many of the rude words and gestures I know today I learned from driving with my father while growing up. I didn’t learn these things from my father, because I never once heard him utter a bad word. It wasn’t that using a curse word was in bad taste, though he clearly thought that too. [...]

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Two Poems on Snow

February 23, 2011 Miscellaneous

Snow I wake, and think so this is how it comes, no thunder, wind, or windstorm’s violence to rend our lower nature, only a presence. Outlines are familiar: light was present yesterday. Without event the miracle is here. Given the day, let crystal loose on me, to see beyond the accident of snow, this brilliance [...]

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The World’s Shortest Poem

February 15, 2011 Miscellaneous

If Ernest Hemingway can write an entire short story in six words (“For Sale:  Baby Shoes, Never Worn”), the world’s shortest poem must have even fewer words.  In honor of my mother’s 86th birthday today, I nominate something she wrote many years ago.  Entitled “Marriage,” it consists of four words:  “I always.  You never.”  I’m [...]

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No You Can’t

February 6, 2011 Miscellaneous

If you had to pick one photograph to capture the impact of Barack Obama’s election on the rest of the world, I think it would be this one. Taken by Ibrahim Usta for the Associated Press, the photograph depicts Turkish protesters in Istanbul demonstrating their solidarity with the anti-Mubarak movement in Egypt.

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On Dentists and Monkeys: Fifty Years On

February 1, 2011 Miscellaneous

This is four or five years ago:  I drive my father to the dentist.  My father has been going to this same dentist for 50 years. The dentist used to clean my teeth. Once, when I was about 10 years old, he walked out into the waiting area during a break and announced to the [...]

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After The Snow

January 27, 2011 Miscellaneous

On Twitter, we can hear Mirriam Seddiq swearing for five hours because she is stopped in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the beltway.  It’s because of the snow.   “3 miles,” she writes.  “Haven’t come across a lot to leave the car in.  Or neighborhood.  When I do I’m gonna hoof it.” At 7:00 pm, my wife calls [...]

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“If Your Hand Doesn’t Fit, You Must Quit”

January 23, 2011 Miscellaneous

My wife and I went horseback riding shortly before Christmas. When I had trouble mounting the horse because my hamstrings were so tight, I knew that the time had come for me to pay more attention to my overall health, and I finally accepted my wife’s invitation to go with her to yoga class. I [...]

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On Snobbery, Bumper Stickers, and Political Signs

January 20, 2011 Miscellaneous

Our neighbors finally took down the inflatable plastic Santa Claus they strapped down onto their front lawn shortly after Thanksgiving.  I breathed a sigh of relief.  My wife laughed at me for being such a Grinch:  Why should I care what our neighbors do with their property? I admit it:  I am a snob. My [...]

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Knowledge Comes At Middle Age

January 5, 2011 Miscellaneous

My mother fell on the ice in front of her house and broke her shoulder. She lay in the snow for 15 minutes before the emergency response people arrived. My two sisters who live in the area can only take off so much time from work.  So I find myself on a train heading back [...]

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